Tomorrow I'm getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed. Three are impacted and one has poked its painful tips through.
And, because I'm weird and paranoid, I'm doing it without general anesthesia.
NOW. Before you freak out, that doesn't mean I'm doing it without sedation. Y'all, I ain't THAT crazy. (Yet.) But I'm doing it with a "moderate" sedation, meaning I'll most likely be sleeping through the procedure but will be able to wake and answer questions.
A few things:
1) I don't like teeth.
2) I don't like drugs.
3) I like milkshakes.
The latter, of course, is what will hopefully be making me forget about the two former. So here's where you guys come in: do you have any healthy, vegetarian-friendly* recipes that can easily be made into a milkshake-like consistency?
Or, any recipes for an effing good milkshake?
Or, are you all just wanting to see me all drugged up and dopey?
DON'T ANSWER THAT.