I really did things backward by choosing to live in the northeast during the winter and in Texas during the summer.
All I know is that it's only* 87 degrees outside and it's not even fully summer heat-wise and yet I'm lying on the floor drenched in sweat unable to move because the heat is literally stifling me.
*only 87 degrees being not that hot relative to Texas, I mean.
1) I think New England has ruined me.
2) This does not bode well for 100-degree Texas summer days when the heat index makes it approximately 5,430 degrees outside.
3) If you need me, I'll be trying to squeeze my 4'11, 132.5-pound self into the 2 foot tall freezer. That is all.