So here are a few things I would like to point out. As usual. Because excuses are my friend.
1) Ignore my psycho eyes. See #2.
2) I am exhausted. Pleaseohplease excuse the pimples on my face. Because pimples are caused by sleep deprivation. Dur.
3) I am nonsensical. See #1.
4) Sorry if I made you seasick.
5) I LOVE MY ROOM.
6) If you make it all the way to the end, I will personally stand up and applaud you. Because WOOF.