3.10.2010

Confession time: Year III

It's time! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, Y'ALL. And this is a big one. The last big birthday until 30. Or 40. Or 50. Or HOLY CRAP I NEED TO STOP.

But: my birthday! You know what that means. Or if you don't, allow me to explain.

Every year on my birthday (well, for the last two years) I've held a confession post. Here's 2008, here's 2009. You can confess *anything* -- no matter how big, how small, and there's no limit. Confess as many times as you want! If you need to get it off your mind, DO.

There're two rules:
1) Comment ANONYMOUSLY. Make *sure* you check the "anonymous" button. (I mean, technically you can leave a public comment...it's up to you.)
2) No lambasting any one else's secret(s). You can respond to others' secrets, but PLAY NICE, y'all.

Now: In the interest of full disclosure, I do have a StatCounter on my blog. But I sweartojeebus, all I know how to do with it is look at how many hits I get. I will not look at the StatCounter results from the confession post. I will not try to figure out who you are. I promise.

It's my birthday! Gimme some good confessions! I'll sprinkle some of my own throughout as well :)

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love my husband and we have a good life together, but sometimes it's hard not to resent him for making me live in this damn town. I dream of living anywhere but here.

Anonymous said...

I think my fiance's brother is spoiled, childish and self-absorbed. My fiance feels the same way. But we don't say it out loud.

Anonymous said...

I think some people do not realize how good they have it. Some fret over things they can't afford, things they can't do, when in hindsight they are living the life others dream of. Maybe we should just be happy with what we have in this world. I seriously want to tell people that on a daily basis.

Anonymous said...

I hate that I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. And I, too, hate it when people think their lives are AWFUL when in reality, they're so so lucky.

Anonymous said...

If I could have any superpower, it would be to make bad/hard/sad things better for good people. I hate seeing people upset.

Anonymous said...

I fully intend to move to Australia as soon as possible.

Anonymous said...

I used expired coupons to get three free packs of hot dogs yesterday!

Anonymous said...

I love this idea! I read sleazy harlequin ebooks at work instead of working!

Anonymous said...

My child has multiple medical disorders
and at times I want to throw my hands up
in the air and walk away from all of it...
although I really couldn't do it I love to
dream about it.

Anonymous said...

I know we wouldn't have worked out in the long term. And it's best we're apart. But goddammit, I miss my high school sweetheart.

Anonymous said...

I'm a closet everything (closet bitch, closet drinker, closet disorganized person, closet smoker...) and I hope certain people never realize it.

Anonymous said...

People always tell me how on top of every thing I am, but in reality I suck at it. My laundry is out of control, my mail holder is at the brim, and I feel like I am barely keeping it all together.

Anonymous said...

I ate an entire sleeve of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies Sunday night. Today, I had chocolate chip cookies and a piece of Cheesecake Factory cheesecake. I'm pretty sure I'm a closet eater...and then I wonder why I can't lose any weight. I love my 2 boys but some days I just want to shut myself in my room and veg without being called mom once. Some days I'd rather use my vibrator than have sex with my husband just b/c of the "mess" the next day--grosses me out.

I think that's enough for one day...

Anonymous said...

I hate my sister-in-law. I literally cringe whenever I see her and would love for my brother's relationship with her to break up.

Anonymous said...

"I know we wouldn't have worked out in the long term. And it's best we're apart. But...I miss my high school sweetheart."

My secret? I'm so sad my high school sweetheart can't be the man I need[ed] him to be. We had such big love so young, and I was forced to walk away.

And I miss, oh how I MISS my high school sweetheart.

Kait said...

I love you. I'm so glad you called me tonight. Happy Birthday dear you are fantastic. I can't wait to see you this summer. You make my life more beautiful with your presence. HAPPY BIRTHDAY NANS.

Anonymous said...

so many are sharing who they miss. my turn.

I FUCKING MISS (X)

Anonymous said...

Yesterday...I had a diahrea accident IN PUBLIC. I don't think anyone noticed, but WTF????????

Anonymous said...

I've done one of these confesion posts before. They always end up being mostly my own secrets.

Anonymous said...

I once became very sick in a public mall with four young kids in my care. We were Christmas shopping for their mother the last day of finals week...I left the oldest with the three youngest and ran to the bathroom. Sat down on the escalator thinking I was going to pass out, shit my pants, and vomit all at the same time. I ran down the hallway while unbuttoning my pants and sat down on the toilet only to wake up on the floor with a lady frantically shaking me and shouting something about calling 911.

I fainted.
With my pants at my ankles.
And the seven year old will gladly tell you all about it.

Anonymous said...

I have soo many secrets that I can't even decide which one to tell first.

Anonymous said...

I'm with him for the sex.

Anonymous said...

I think my brother-n-law and sister are lazy and need to step it up. I get so mad at how they are taking advantage of my parents that I don't go over to their house any more.

Anonymous said...

I just got married and the one thing I want more than anything is a baby. I hate that we are waiting until my husband finishes law school. In one year.