There is one thing that I am still trying to get used to about being home.
It's so very different than what's up at DreamSchool, and every time I, uh, use it, it's weird.
The toilet paper.
I didn't realize how thin the TP at DreamSchool was until I came home a few weeks ago! When I got home and used the restroom for the first time here (sorry for TMI!), I was IN. SHOCK. at how thick and soft the TP was!
(I also distinctly remember sending my sister the following text message post-restroom break: "This is random but has our toilet paper always been that thick?" ... to which she replied, "Yes i think so...")
(No, I did not text in the restroom. Ever since my phone (2 phones ago) dived into the toilet, my phones are going NOWHERE NEAR BATHROOMS AT ALL EVER SRSLY.)
(And yes, my sister and I do text each other most of the time instead of talking. Even if we're in the same house. Even if we're in the same room. That's what $10/month unlimited texting will do for you.)
Yeah: we use the cheapo kind of TP here Chez Nanny, so I suppose the DreamSchool TP must be ULTRA-CHEAP. But you know what? I kind of prefer DreamSchool's. I mean, with this TP at home I feel like it's too thick. And wasteful.
And lord knows I hate to waste things like toilet paper.
So, as bizarre as this sounds, I'm actually looking forward to going back to DreamSchool.
For the scratchy, 1/116th-ply toilet paper.
I need a life.