File this one under "things I never thought I'd be blogging."
I have an iPhone.
I know. WHAT. It's been a week and I'm STILL having that reaction.
Basically, here's what happened: last week, my brand-new old phone decided that its screen didn't want to work any longer.
Like at all.
Like all I got was a sad black screen.
Like that's it.
Luckily, my mom arrived the day after my phone stopped working, so she was able to take me to the phone store. Lately, with the amount of work I've been doing, it's really become necessary for me to have a phone with internet capabilities. So even though I was sure we couldn't afford one, we looked anyway.
And looked. And looked. And looked and looked and looked.
I was nearly settled on an el-cheapo piece o'crap that did actually have internet until the sales associate walked up to me and said, "Have you thought about an iPhone?" and honest to blog: I fell on the floor and about died laughing.
Five minutes later when I was able to breathe regularly again, I said, "You are SO VEREH FUNNEH but I could never afford one."
And then he said, "An iPhone is just $50 more than the phone you're looking at. And iPhones are good phones. And the same price per month for internet."
And then I said, "Please do not tell me you are joking because if you are, my soul will be crushed."
And then he walked to the back of the store and brought out a small black box of magical wonder and goodness and gave it to me and said, "Here's your iPhone."
And I very nearly kissed him on the lips.
Long story short, I signed my soul and my firstborn child over to AT&T and signed a contract from now until eternity and I bought the phone. And hi. I'm Nanny, and I'm madly in love with my iPhone. Whose name is Sasha.
(I chose Sasha because when I'm mad at it/her, I can yell out Sa-SHAAAAA! and it's fun. Try it.)
Sasha now has a message for you all:
Isn't that adorable? Is she not the smartest, cutest iPhone you've ever seen?
I'm so proud I could kiss her on the (hypothetical) lips. I wonder if there's an app for that?
Don't forget about the giveaway!