Oh Twitter, at first I resisted you so...
At first I thought, "What's the use?
Who would want to keep updated with my oh-so-random
(and often inappropriate)
stream of consciousness?"
BUT: but. Twitter, you won me over.
I'm coming up on a year of having my little account,
And thanks to you,
I got a summer job
and I have met some really, really cool people.
You keep me entertained,
You allow me to know the goings-on of complete strangers,
You inform me of Very Important Events
(like Michael Jackson's death)
And you make my unlimited texting plan worthwhile.
And most of all,
When I am out with other people,
You make me look ridiculously popular
When I get 30 Tweets-to-phone
in 10 minutes' time.
Thank you, Twitter.