So this post will be a very brief, but very INTENSE, complaint about laundry. (So that's why I said "dirty" dilemma! Get it? Dirty laundry! Zing! Thankyouverymuch!)
DEAR DREAMSCHOOL. (Yes, a period.)
There are close to 1000 people living in MyDormatory (side note: does it annoy the heck out of y'all the way I put words together like that? DreamSchool? MyCity? MyDormatory? Yeah, that last one's a stretch. It's starting to annoy me.) (Can you tell I'm rather ADD today? Must be the waffles I had for breakfast combined with the Nantucket Nectar I used to chase the waffle.) ANYWAY STARTING OVER.
There are close to 1000 people living in MyDormatory. Does it not occur to you that we'll need more than 18 washers and 18 dryers? Especially on a day like today WHERE THERE ARE PEOPLE CAMPED OUT IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM READY TO POUNCE ON THE NEXT AVAILABLE WASHER/DRYER LIKE ANIMALS? DOES IT NOT OCCUR TO YOU THAT YOU ARE TURNING YOUR STUDENTS INTO ANIMALS?!?!?
On the one hand, it was a great leg work out dragging a bag full o' dirty laundry up, and then down, five flights of stairs trying to find empty dryers. On the other hand? IT WAS ANNOYING. Not to mention the DIRTY LOOKS I got from people who were waiting in line five and ten people deep.
If I could conceivably trek to the nearest laundromat to do my laundry, I would. But it's bitingly cold outside and I don't really feel like walking two miles in single-digit temperatures carrying LOTS OF DIRTY LAUNDRY THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Excuse me, I have to run now. The washer I've got my clothes in will be done in 25 minutes so I need to start looking for a free dryer NOW.
P.S. Please accept me into your honor's program AND make me an R.A.! Happy February!