So I've been summoned for jury duty in DreamSchool City. Unfortunately, here they do not accept being a full-time student as an exemption. I've talked to several people about it. Basically, I have to show up on the day they've summoned me and ask the judge for an exemption. I met up with a fellow blogger today and we were talking about excuses I could say to the judge to get me out of duty--besides, you know, the normal "I'm a student, I have 2 classes this day and I can't really afford to miss them, especially if I get picked to serve," etc., etc., etc.
SO. If y'all have any clever excuses, I'd love to hear them. (One excuse that we had talked about was the woman who claimed that she was psychic, so she already knew how the trial would end and therefore couldn't be expected to serve on the jury. Something like that is what I want. Because y'all know how I love to make a statement.)
Best suggestion wins brownie points! (And if I get no suggestions, well, I'll just have to pull the whole boring student one. But that's pretty slow motion lame.)