Dear Mother Nature,
Please, please no snow yet. I'm not ready for snow yet. I know it's been snowing in a lot of places already, but my roommate just told me it's now snowing in New Jersey, and that's awfully close. OH, Mother Nature, please just give me a few more weeks without snow! For one thing, I still need to get my boots resized! For another, IT'S FREAKING OCTOBER!
Just a few weeks. And then you won't hear any more complaining from me. Promise.
With love and respect,