Upon learning that roommate #3 had NEVER HAD GUACAMOLE BEFORE (!!!!!!!!!!!!), a few friends and I decided to take a field trip to the local farmer's market and remedy that situation. We bought 5 avocados, 2 lemons, and went to the grocery store up the street for garlic powder, onion powder, salt, and tortilla chips (multi-grain, you know, to be healthy and all, after yesterday's Ben & Jerry's/potato chips afternoon).
And then we made the guacamole.
Alas, the four of us ingested ALL FIVE AVOCADOS-TURNED-GUACAMOLE before roommate #3 came home. So that plan failed. But on the good side, we had really good guacamole.