I'm shamelessly stealing this from several other blogs but it cracks me up. It's a tad inappropriate, but hey--it's all good.
Michael Phelps, the beginning:
P.S. Packing, running last-minute errands, etc. I'm pretty sure I'm wayyyyyy bringing too much stuff, but I'm reasoning that it's better to bring too MUCH stuff than not enough. Right now I'm trying to figure out where I'm going to fit 61 lbs of books between my bed, dresser, armoire and desk. That's all the space I've got.