Somebody's in trouble...
That's right. Pupster Max is in t-r-o-u-b-l-e.
While in my room earlier tonight, I heard a crunching sound coming from underneath my bed. Mmmhmm. Max was crouched down in the far corner chewing on something. I was a bit worried because yesterday he left a (live) baby possum on the carpet and I was freaked that he was chewing little tiny animal bones.
Once we had lured him out from under the bed, I saw what he was chewing was small and pink.
Small and pink...
That's vaguely familiar...
What could that be?
No way--it couldn't be that. I never put that where he can reach it!
Oh god. Oh no. Oh no, oh no, oh no, EW.
EW EW EW EW EW EW.
It was my (several hundred dollar) retainer.
Ohhhhhh, Maxxxxxxx...whoooo doggy was he in trouble. Luckily he didn't break it or even damage it--it's just really, really gross to think I'll have to put that back into my mouth. Yeah, yeah, dog mouths are cleaner than human mouths, I DON'T CARE. IT'S STILL GROSS.
What's the grossest/most weird thing your dog/cat/bird/obscure animal has ever eaten or drug in?