It's June 2. Guess where I'm not?
I have a myriad of excuses (all legitimate!) which I'm preparing to send to "Jury Services," begging for a light penalty and a new date. I called their little automated answering machine and apparently, people miss jury duty a lot. The robot told me to write a letter, so I'm a-writin' a letter. And it didn't say anything about a fine or penalty so I'm just holding my breath and hoping I got off easy. Whew!
In the meantime, well...I'll be thinking about what I'm missing down at the old courthouse. Wouldn't it be crazy if today I might've been picked for some crazy long trial?