A conversation between me and a random man at Half Price Books last night:
Him: Uhh, I don't really know how to ask this...but how old are you?
Me: ...*insert age*
Him: I thought so. You look really, really young but I thought you might be older.
Me (thinking, Gee, thanks): Oh...ha ha...
Him: Do you like sushi?
Me: Uh, no, actually...I'm a vegetarian.
Him: OH. Um...well, I was going to ask if you wanted to go get some.
Me: Oh! Ha ha...well...I'm kind of in a relationship right now...
Him: Oh. Well, I was also looking for a friend.
Me: Oh...sorry...hey, I've gotta go. They just called my name over the intercom thingy saying my books were ready... (WHICH THEY HAD, ACTUALLY. THAT WASN'T JUST AN EXCUSE)
Him: Oh. Okay.
Him: *turns quickly and walks away*
Me: *biiiiiig sigh*