3.09.2008

Confession time

In honor of my birthday (tomorrow), I'm stealing an idea from another blogger: "Confession Time." SO, here are the rules!

1. Post an ANONYMOUS comment--of a secret, confession, like, dislike...anything you want. It can be happy and light, it can be deep and depressing. WHATEVER you want.
2. There will be NO judging or cruel comments about anybody else's secrets.

The end!

Any "I hate you, Nanny"s can be sent to theonlinenanny@gmail.com rather than in the comments section, please :-)

Remember, all comments are anonymous, please.

Have fun!

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

when i was a nanny, i would take the little girl i babysat to the park and when she would ask for the snack we packed i said i accidentally left it at home but secretly ate it while she was on the playground.

Anonymous said...

dear nanny,
you are one of the most selfless people i have ever met. i am not afraid to tell you everything that's going on with me. *everything*
i am so happy that you are my friend and that you listen to me and encourage me to always go with what my heart tells me to do.

my confession to you. is that i would be completely lost without you as my friend.

thank you so much for always being there for me in my times of deepest need.

i love you.

Anonymous said...

My confession is that I would give up the world for her to hold me every night. But I am so afraid of commitment. My heart tells me it's real. My heart tells me that I love her more than anyone else I will ever know. She is more important to me than anything else, including my family. But I am so afraid to admit that or commit to that because no matter how much I trust her, no matter how much I love her, I can't be ready to admit to myself that I would give the world and every member of my family up for her until we are married and there is some kind of obligation, because i was born with such a cynical heart and I am so afraid of being hurt and my logic never leaves my heart alone. I love her. I need her. But doubt about her loving me or leaving me eventually will never fully go away. I need her so much.

Anonymous said...

I masterbate to the thought of my parents and my best friend's parents because I like the forced aspect of the sex.

Anonymous said...

my confession is that I was not molested. I made that up to impress my friends. I almost convinced myself

Anonymous said...

I say i don't believe in superstitions, but I would never purposely break a mirror.

Anonymous said...

Dear Nanny,

My confession is that I hate what most people think about me. I think they have the completly wrong impression of who I really am.

PS. This is a great idea! What fun! I loved reading all of the other confessions!

Anonymous said...

I never had an abortion. And all the experience you think I had...is not true.

Anonymous said...

my confession! i tell everyone my favorite color is purple but it's really yellow. in 1st grade i got made fun of for saying yellow so now i just say purple!

Anonymous said...

By the way, my comment was the abortion one and I didn't mean "you" as in "Nanny." I meant it to my loved one.

Anonymous said...

I lied to you today... and I don't feel guilty about it at all!

Anonymous said...

I was molested as a child and my mother watched. She was in the room with us when it happened and she denies to this day it ever happened. When I brought it up not too long ago she was stunned. "What do you mean you were molested? When?"

Anonymous said...

I am madly in love with my girlfriend and honestly want to spend the rest of my life with her.

Shhh. I'm a girl too.

Anonymous said...

I cheated on my husband once, one time, about 4 years ago, but I would never, never tell him. I don't even feel as guilty as I thought I would.

Anonymous said...

I also once cheated on my husband. 5 years ago. Not intercourse, but bad enough. And I'll never tell. Though I do feel guilty, I think it was good to get it out of my system. If he has done it, I don't want to know.

Happy Birthday!

Anonymous said...

My closest friends are my blog friends. I don't have any friends in real life. Everything I do, I spice up on my blog to make myself seem cool or popular.

Most of the stuff I post about are LIES.

Anonymous said...

I value and appreciate my husband. And he is my friend. But there hasn't been any spark there for a loooong time. I can't think of the last time I wanted to have sex.

Anonymous said...

I really want to die, but I don't want to kill myself. I want to have a disease like leukemia or something, but no, I never actually think of suicide.

Happy Birthday!

Monica H said...

I love this idea so much. I might steal it form you Nanny. I hope reading all these secrets really makes for a happy birthday!

Anonymous said...

I was in third grade in 2000. My family and I hated George Bush, but I went to a really Republican school. One day in class, we had to put a little sticker either on the side of George Bush or Al Gore, whoever we liked better. I was the last to put a sticker on, and EVERYONE had put their stickers on the side of George Bush, so I did too so I wouldn't be made fun of. I regret that--not because I wasn't myself or anything because i really didn't want to get made fun of--but because I actually said that I supported George Bush.

Anonymous said...

I was in third grade in 2000. My family and I hated George Bush, but I went to a really Republican school. One day in class, we had to put a little sticker either on the side of George Bush or Al Gore, whoever we liked better. I was the last to put a sticker on, and EVERYONE had put their stickers on the side of George Bush, so I did too so I wouldn't be made fun of. I regret that--not because I wasn't myself or anything because i really didn't want to get made fun of--but because I actually said that I supported George Bush.

stellatus sidera said...

omggggggg this reminds me of post secret!
wow.
crazzyyyyy.

Anonymous said...

I once got so mad at my (then future) mother-in-law that I purposefully asked the chef to put pepper in her soup at my rehersal dinner when I knew she was allergic. She broke out in itchy hives in front of everybody. It was amazing.

Anonymous said...

I want to have a baby so much it hurts! I worry that I'm infertile because of my weight and hope that I'm wrong.

My real confession:
I'm ovulating and last night tried . . .

Anonymous said...

Anon 9:08. I found your story very amusing because I went to a very democratic elementary school, and we did a mock election with George Bush Sr. and Bill Clinton - there was only ONE person in my entire class who voted for George Bush. We couldn't believe this person was so backwards!

Anonymous said...

I haven't tried to have a baby yet. But my biggest fear is that something I've done in my life will cause me to not be able to.

Anonymous said...

Everyone thinks my family is perfect. Good looking husband, beautiful kids. Nice house, nice cars. Cute dog and everything. We act perfectly in public and everybody remarks on how great we all are.

But we secretly all hate each other. I'm miserable.

Anonymous said...

I've had an amazing life so far. I've almost always been completely happy, with very few troubled times. My life is so good. Part of me is waiting for the other shoe to drop but the other part of me can't believe how lucky I am!!!

Anonymous said...

P.S. I LOVE HER!!!

Anonymous said...

I bought my own engagement ring and the center stone is plastic, because it's all I could afford at the time.

Anonymous said...

I bought my own engagement ring and the center stone is plastic, because it's all I could afford at the time.

Anonymous said...

My uncle is about to die from psoriasis and I don't care. The only sad part about it is that his drunkenness will be taking him away from 11 and 16 year old daughters.

Anonymous said...

I like scratching my butt while I'm sitting on the toilet. It feels so good.